Ask me anything

Submit

My name is Parker. I am a straight male freshman in college at NYU's Steinhardt School of Music. I am very interested in history, music, Doctor Who, The Office, and anything that will make me laugh. I have a great family, wonderful friends, and an amazing girlfriend. My ask box is always open, and always know you're loved.
iamyourwhathaveidone:

prestoflauto:

this is literally what I do though

what is wrong with this website

iamyourwhathaveidone:

prestoflauto:

this is literally what I do though

what is wrong with this website

(via ig0tfriends)

3 hours ago
191,814 notes

lilysinthefall:

deanwinshecter:

urbean:

thats a cool skeleton fresh from skeleton hell

I SCROLLED THROUGH MY LIKES FOR AN HOUR TO FIND THIS

IT’S BACK

(via themagicllama)

17 hours ago
203,842 notes

thedeathofablog:

un-be-fucking-lievable:

prongsmydeer:

pottergenes:

james turning down every hogsmeade invitation by telling them he’s going stag

Sirius spreading a rumour that he has a cat just so when people ask him about it he can go, “Nah, I’m a dog person.”

Peter being loud so when a teacher chews him out, he can promise to be “quiet as a mouse”

Remus turning into a fucking werewolf

(via sailing-boats-of-blue-glass)

17 hours ago
113,069 notes

sassybabushka:

When my friend was in fourth grade her teacher asked for an example of irony, and she answered “Harry Potter searching for the final horcrux, but he is the final horcrux” and her teacher started screaming and said “I DIDN’T FINISH THE BOOK OH MY GOD!”

(via themagicllama)

17 hours ago
86,413 notes
thecomicsvault:

BATMAN: THE OFFICIAL COMIC ADAPTATION (1989)Art by Jerry Ordway (pencils/inks) & Steve Oliff (colors)Words by Dennis O’Neil 

thecomicsvault:

BATMAN: THE OFFICIAL COMIC ADAPTATION (1989)
Art by Jerry Ordway (pencils/inks) & Steve Oliff (colors)
Words by Dennis O’Neil 

17 hours ago
1,341 notes

situpsandfruitcups:

Benefits of big hips:

Laundry basket rest
Yoga pants
Tiny human rest
Full size human rest
Hip checking those who challenge you
Ability to swing them wider than a cadillac
Model walk is 10x more dramatic
Taking up more space
Looking like a fertility goddess

(via themagicllama)

17 hours ago
52,613 notes

nohetero:

hahrys:

boys moaning is basically the hottest thing a guy can do besides give you neck kisses

I’m more aroused by them giving me large sums of money, personally

(via sailing-boats-of-blue-glass)

17 hours ago
467,252 notes

zapidos:

My little brother and I were swimming and my dad walked out and said “it’s trash day tomorrow you know what that means” and my brother looked at me dead in the eyes and said “it’s time for you to go.”

(via sailing-boats-of-blue-glass)

17 hours ago
59,819 notes

There is a bat loose in my office this morning…. Like on The Office.

caravaggista:

image

17 hours ago
59 notes

lumos5001:

hannibal-ate-bluebell:

girls don’t want boys to like them girls want kristen stewart and natalie dormer to play lesbian lovers in an indie movie with a good soundtrack

true story

(via themagicllama)

17 hours ago
4,793 notes