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thatfunnyblog:

I THOUGHT I WAS THE ONLY ONE THAT THOUGHT SHE LOOKED LIKE KATY PERRY OMG

thatfunnyblog:

I THOUGHT I WAS THE ONLY ONE THAT THOUGHT SHE LOOKED LIKE KATY PERRY OMG

(Source: katyzzzzzz, via sailing-boats-of-blue-glass)

22 hours ago
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terminal-bisexuality:

60% of straight women say they would never date a bisexual. 50% of straight men say they would never date a bisexual. 40% of gay men and lesbians say they would never date a bisexual. Bisexuals are obviously just greedy. They’re just bisexual so they can sleep with fewer people and lose opportunities for relationships based solely on their sexual orientation. 

(via sailing-boats-of-blue-glass)

22 hours ago
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phantomfate:

Is no one going to mention the fact that one is completely made of dildos

(Source: artmonia, via themagicllama)

22 hours ago
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dorkly:

Man Dresses as Sonic, Races a Train, Delights Everyone

Emlyn Lewis (aka The Super Mario Busker) made this video about one man, dressed as a fictional hedgehog, and his struggle to defeat a mag-lev train in the heart of Dublin. It’s the single most Irish story I’ve seen since Angela’s Ashes.

(via collegehumor)

1 day ago
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lotrlockedwhovian:

[CHARACTER DEVELOPS LOUDLY]

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22 hours ago
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graveyard-strutter:

radiicvl:

plhants:

morgancrawf:

official-maximum-ride:

Decided to take a video while flying this morning.
Best. Idea. Ever.

perfection

Reminder that this actually exists in our world
THIS IS REAL

I’m gonna cry.

i just read this and thought “humans cant fly dont lie to me sir” then realised, airplanes. 

graveyard-strutter:

radiicvl:

plhants:

morgancrawf:

official-maximum-ride:

Decided to take a video while flying this morning.

Best. Idea. Ever.

perfection

Reminder that this actually exists in our world


THIS IS REAL

I’m gonna cry.

i just read this and thought “humans cant fly dont lie to me sir” then realised, airplanes. 

(via themagicllama)

22 hours ago
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markruffalo:

mamalaz:

The Avengers as a 70s cop show

I’d watch this show.

(via nationalfilmsociety)

22 hours ago
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mypatronusisrorypond:

redscudery:

saunteringvaguelydownwards:

decemberpaladin:

sizvideos:

Video

I love how she almost drops it until she smells it and that flashbulb memory hits.

“Real isn’t how you are made,” said the Skin Horse. “It’s a thing that happens to you. When a child loves you for a long, long time, not just to play with, but REALLY loves you, then you become Real … Generally, by the time you are Real, most of your hair has been loved off, and your eyes drop out and you get loose in the joints and very shabby. But these things don’t matter at all, because once you are Real you can’t be ugly, except to people who don’t understand.”

Margery Williams, The Velveteen Rabbit

Notice she says “who” it was and not “what” it was.

Oh I just gotta snuggle my baby bear!

(via wilwheaton)

22 hours ago
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dorkly:

Coming Out as a Pokemon Trainer on Facebook
It gets better, or at the very least least it gets a remake version with better graphics.

dorkly:

Coming Out as a Pokemon Trainer on Facebook

It gets better, or at the very least least it gets a remake version with better graphics.

(Source: reddit.com, via collegehumor)

1 day ago
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